Law School Pick Up Lines

This post is due to a request from those who know me (meaning that if I hear enough complaints I'll take it down). I have bad luck with women in law school, which leads me to some of my greatest misses:

In Civil Procedure

Spencer: Hey Baby, I'm hung like a jury!

Girl: Doesn't that mean where six is needed, you're only three?

In LCOMM

Spencer: You can handle a brief, so why don't you take a look at my full memo? 

Girl: Well,  the rules are soft, the explanation is short, the application is pathetic, and the conclusion leaves me dissatisfied.

In Elements

Spencer: I think your Lockean bundle could use my Hobbesian stick.

Girl:  But what could I do with such a small sovereign?

In Torts

Spencer: I would be negligent if I didn't warn you that this train (gestures towards crotch) fires up everything it passes.

Girl: Don't worry no one could reasonably foresee that train even warming up oatmeal.

In Property

Spencer:  Hey baby, if you don't  Stop the Beach I won’t be able to move down your erosion line and re-nourish you.

Girl: (I don't remember what she said, but I do remember where she kicked me)